The things we say that could very well get us in more trouble than it's worth, but we up and say it anyway. Some are in character, some are out of character. We didn't feel like splitting them up. (st quotes can be seen on the Staff Pages)

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New Haven Event
Random Game Quotes!!.

Alden, Player of Trent "They're a bunch of backstabbing, lying, dirty diablorists. They'll fit in just fine."
Alden joking about his Nosferatu's argument in regards to Assamite rights in the Camarilla

Book comes upon a game of chess being played during a gather. Appraising both sides, he leans to Jeremy,"You need to find an engineer to build a trebuchet."
Jeremy pauses, "But I have already lost two of my little men, where will I find an engineer?"
This is why we don't play chess with Malkavians...


Jackson O'Reilly "Well, I'll happily address myself to more pressing local concerns. Hmm... the psychotic lizard-Prince thinks I'm out to get him, and my most formidible local ally is a dirty Setite... wheeee! ;)"
Angel LaRouge"... That is really unfortunate... care to move to SF? The only thing you have to endure are my Prince's speeches...."
Jackson O'Reilly "Yeah... I'll take the psychotic lizard thanks. ;)"
Jackson O'Reilly of Clan Brujah, from Sacramento, speaking with Angel LaRouge, of San Francisco


Josh "I'm contemplating having a crush on him IC"
Heather"OMG, Oh please do, Seriously, that would be fucking hilarious."
Josh "srsly... lizard loving..I can invite him over to my heating rock for a night cap"
Josh Rambo (player of Adrian Howl) & Heather Santoro (player of Angel LaROuge having way to much OOC fun on aim...


Player of Connor Dunsirn"I'm looking for a prostitute, not bad looking, but she doesn't need all of her teeth."
During a feeding scene...


New Haven Event
New Haven Event: The Princes Meeting to Celebrate the foundation of the Camarilla 10-23-07.
In spite of the quotes below, they really DID get a few things accomplished. We swear.

Angel LaRouge, Seneschal of San Francisco "What do I look like, a person who has sex all the time?"
Amelia Shadow, Seneschal of Sacramento"I don't keep a calander based on your sex life Angel.."
Angel LaRouge, Seneschal of San Francisco "If you did, it would be rather empty.."
Angel and Amelia, while they were talking with the rest of the clan Toreador, and Angel failed to keep up with the sexual inuendo in the conversation...


Prince Haley Kincaide of Sacramento, CA"Yeah, the first words Angel spoke were to strip me of Status!"
Seneschal Angel LaRouge of San Francisco "You were quite inspiring at the time your highness"
Haley speaks of when Angel, who had been mute, got her voice back when she was the Harpy of Stockton, CA

Prince Book of SF to Tina Larson, Ventrue Primogen of LA: "Why couldn't you be this intellegent when you were my Primogen?"
Tina Larson's Retort"I was always this intellegent, SOME people (glares at Book) seem to prefer talking to listening..."

Prince Haley Kincaide of Sacramento, CA"You know, if you are going to blood bond one of my citizens as punishment? JUST KEEP THEM."
During the blood bonding discussion in which the Princes decide how much is enough information to give eachother.

Prince Haley Kincaide"There are a lot of big words in this.."
Prince Haley Kincaide"OH they are just Foreign!"
Everyone stares at Haley in dead silence..
Angel LaRouge"She was must making a funny..."
*Haley Hugs Angel, Angel Burns a Will*
The assembled Princes & Officers review the document put forth by Prince Patron of New Haven, CA..completely oblivious to his look of forbearance and irritation..

Prince Book"Hey, that is My Seneschal! You can't hug my Seneschal!"
Amelia Shadow, Seneschal of Sacramento"Are you saying that the two of you can't hug eacother's Seneschals?"
Prince Book"Well, no...that isn't it..."
Prince Haley"Trade you!"
*Haley Hugs Angel again, Angel Burns another Will*
Seneschal swapping.. is that like swinging?

Prince Haley Kincaide of Sacramento, CA "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!"
Haley retorts after Book assures her that he can only transport a certain weight using his Thaumaturgy

Angel LaRouge"I can live without any Setite friends, thanks"
Haley Kincaide Well, I mean, I let ONE Setite live, John Johnson"
Angel LaRouge "Unfortunately."
Haley Kincaide "Hey!"
Angel LaRouge:"Your Highness, just because our relationship has progressed to hugging des not mean I hae to agree with you on everything.."
RIP SF Nosferatu
Rumble in the Gallery: SF takes out Sabbat Infiltrator, Sabbat Elder Nosferatu, and His minions! 3-30-07

Angel: "gasp!"
Memphis Morning: "What?! What is it?"
Angel: "Nothing! Everything is fine!"
Memphis Morning: "No it isn't, tell me... wait! I am in your head already" ..."oh shit!"
Angel: "Shut up! Um, your highness, I need to talk to you!*does the "in private* look"
The scene in which Angel, surrounded by the court (and Margaret McKay) gets an image of a little girl from the Malk Mepmphis, recognizes the eyes, and realizes the big scary sabbat nos elder, is after their Seneschal




Prince Book: (upon hearing what Angel has to say) "Ok, I am not letting him kill Margaret!"
Prince Book: ( under his breath, a few minutes later, after scary nos breaks through the floor, and announces he wants his sabbat partner in crime back) "Ok, I am going to have to kill Margaret"

Nos Sabbat Elder: I am here, because I want my Pretty back..
Amelia Vadeboncoeur: *Drops Majesty and tries to look inconspicuous*

"Don't Move, stay RIGHT where you are" *Dominate*
Primogen Roman Bulacanti to Margaret McKay, upon hearing she is an infiltrator..

HST David: Ok, you start hearing other voices in your head
Player of Memphis (Malkavian): Ok, that is different how?!
When the Nos elder gave Memphis back some of her own medicine..

Prince Book: "We don't negotiate with the Rebellion. Mr. Chesterfield, he DOESN"T have my hospitality"
Both the Scourge and the Sheriff pop out of obfuscate and attack the nos elder...and quell him.. ha!

"If I ruin them, you owe me a new pair of fishnets"
Text message from Amelia to Prince Book, as she is sent down to the basement with the rest of the crew to kill the remaining sabbat

Prince Book: "Angel, I need you to be my Seneschal."
Angel (who is out of willpower): "But, I thought you were my Friend!?"

Prince Book: (making sure his NEW Seneschal isn't sabbat) "I am getting in your head, just in case... I am paranoid"
Angel: "ok, I am getting in your head, just in case, cause I am paranoid."
A few minutes pass: "Ok, so we know that WE aren't sabbat.
Prince Book: What do you mean you don't like my shoes?!"
Angel: You are a Tremere Sir, you have no fashion sense...that is why I am dressing you for your party in May."
Prince Book:"Ok, very well then."

Shanghi Kelly Shanghi Kelly
Boy, I'm like the Dhali Lama of obnoxiousness, well, without the shaved head...and I don't fuck Richard Gere..
Shang-Hai Kelly getting ready to explain to his gangrel friend that he should modify his behavior a bit..

...that's like a whole wave of testosterone crashing on the cliffs of estrogen..
Shang-Hai Kelly when a (soon to be torpored) gangrel attempts to make a pass at Delilah..

Ya dick's bigger, woman, but I'm talking, don't you tell me to shut up!.

If I want to see a slapfight it better be between 2 naked soroity chicks and not you two..

Oh this is the part where she gonna tell you "she'll kill you personally" Oh now I ruined the surprise..

Jack Rogan Jack Rogan

Rogan: So, what group are you in?..
Logan: Um. I am not real clear on the group thing?
Rogan: Well, you have the Camarilla, and the Sabbat...and it is better to be in NO club than the WRONG club..if you know what I mean...
Logan: Oh. yes. I am in the um...anarach? (Rogan shakes head slightly)
Logan: Independant. yes. That is it.
Rogan: Well, welcome to San Francisco...
Rogan, Clan Ventrue, quizzing a new Gangrel who has appeared in the city. (a VERY new gangrel)

Roman Bulacanti Roman Bulacanti

OK, who's weilding the needle?! NOT the Tremere!
Roman Bulacanti as Dr. Malthuse (clan Malkavian) prepares to take a blood sample from a VHS inflicted gangrel..

AND because a picture really IS worth a thousand words: Damned Tremere!

Attack of The Hand part 1 Attack of The Hand part 2
Jackson Malthuse

Dr. Jackson Malthuse (That would be the guy with the needle...)

Jenny McKinnet

The gloriously goregeous... brujah?!? Jenny McKinnet..and yes. She can still kick your ass even in heels and a skirt...

Dr. Delilah

Who wouldn't want to risk Torpor? Dr.Delilah

"Bring me the Harpy now..
"(Bulicanti shows up)
"Not the Lesser Harpy, the Grand Harpy"
"You just put him into topor, Prince.(points)
"Damn it your right
"(Kicks the former Harpy)
"God damn it, now I have to find a new Harpy, I needed you as Harpy
Takano TaraUnomi and Baene Bishop on the difficulties of praxis.

"I didn't think I'd get caught!"
Kenny Lull as Jaret du Lac in the "Dead or Out of Play Party Room" at Kublacon 2004

"Jack was the lamb they sacrificed to wake up the anarchs,"
Liz as Duece Laidlaw.

"And on the third day, he rose again from the dead."
Alan, drinking because he wasn't planning on being IC anytime soon.

"Honey, I can explain,"
Jon Matras as Archon Phil Hapsburg to Loopy as Juanna.

"That sucked, we spent 4 hours in a meeting, voted to get him off and he still got killed.
Player.
"Welcome to life in the Camarilla. Deal with it IC."
Out-of-play drinker.

"Sometimes the unenlightened must be cleansed in order to become civilized."
Yellow-menace NPC.

"And is this what a strong Camarilla Prince does? Denounce the way the sect determines it's laws?"
Art-fag NPC.
"Sometimes the unenlightened must be cleansed in order to become civilized."
Soon to be drinking anarch PC.

"I blame Jack Rogan for Carpathia."
Dieter.

"There are two things I glorify in the Camarilla. The social interaction — and death. I've had my social interaction."
Archon Hapsburg at Griffyne Lake's anniversary

"Sometimes as a Prince, you are required to make sacrifices. Like friendship."
Prince Griffyne Lake addressing his visitors before stepping down as Prince.

"On this night, Saturday, the 24th of May, year 2003 in the Common Era by Western reckoning, the Promise Mandarite was signed."
Senechal Jack Sebastien reading the Promise Mandarnite.

"I hold out my hand to you in friendship Griffyne, in front of all those assembled. Will you not take my hand?"
Former Prince Ja'vert Witchblade attempting to atone for sins.

"I'm not Hamlet; I'm MacBeth! I don't dwell upon things; I'm a man of action!"
Prince Lake, in responding to Mar Santiago's production.

"Mar! Why are you running with scissors!"
Jack Sebastien, in responding to Mar Santiago's breaking a childhood rule.

"You know, that man should never EVER buy a studded belt. He'd poke someone's eyes out with those hips if he did."
Chimerae Malenspyre commenting on Mar Santiago's very flamboyant swagger.

"He has his cousin's eyes. Big deal."
"He took Prince Nevermore's eyes?!?"
Sue Green and Thomas Stoker discuss Prince Griffyne's very distubring eyecolor.

"And make sure everyone has ski-masks."
"Why do we need ski-masks?"
"I'm going to kill the next kindred that says something stupid."
"Did I say something stupid Jack?"
Griffyne Lake, Chimerae Malenspyre and Jack Sebastien on planning a trip to Chinatown.

"The only thing more flaming than Mar is...Mar on fire..*gets out a match*"
Dany on the ACE spam list...where game, smut, and lunch go hand in hand..or just grope one another.

"Jack, 40 blocks."
Tremere Primogen (Sac) Damien Cruciatus to Jack Sebastien.

"Level it. Just level it."
Griffyne Lake to Cruciatus accepting his offer to cause an earthquake to level Chinatown.

"Thomas,...you're black?!?"
"If it's a problem for you, my Prince, I will resign."
"A problem??? Why would I, a bi-sexual, Irish, Gypsy crazyperson have a problem with you being black?
"...you're Irish?!?"
"If it's a problem, you can resign."
Griffyne Lake and Thomas Stoker after Thomas dropped Mask of 1000 Faces in the Oakland court, revealing his true visage

"I HATE fairies.
"You live in the WRONG city.
"I live in Colma, Mr. Lake.
Former Prince of San Francisco Gryffyne Lake and Mercede Giovanni discussing some of the local flora and fauna.

OOC quote over IM:
John: we don't do combat in SF! ;)
Heather: Bah...
Heather: I am sure it may happen.
Heather: It is like wearing the clean underwear...SURE you may not get hit by cars every day...but just in case...
Heather: you want mamma to still be proud of you when you are gone...
John Kaufman and Heather Santoro talking about knowing the rules for combat.